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Wig City

Track 04 - 3:12

4.5 MEG



I'm gettin' out of
this college town.
This time,
I'm not kiddin'.
You can tell anyone
who gives a crap,
I've gone to live in

Wig City.
I don't have to be
alone anymore.
I'm going to laugh
until I'm rolling
on the floor,

in Wig City.
Where everybody's
got a cross to bear,
and a couple to spare.
I'm sick of living where
nobody cares.
I'm gonna kick-it
with a one-way ticket,

to Wig City.
I'm all ready to go!
It's too late for goodbye.
I'm headed where the tears
are wiped away,
when people cry.
Listen up!...
I'm takin' this opporunity
to movin' my ass
into a new community.
The welcoming comittee
of the city of the Big-Wig,
said I could live-it-up,
with impunity!
But I forgot
all my personal property,
and normally,
that kinda thing
w'd put my life
in jeopardy,
but luckily I'll be
in the Big Wig City,
where all the people
are so cooperative.
I don't know why
I call it, "Wig City",
it's a very silly name,
and yet I think it's
rather witty,
in a weird, sort of way.
It doesn't matter!
I can say what I wanna say!
All I know is,
that city's a bizarre
combination of
everything I love about
living on a planet,
with a body, wide-awake,
and sleeping
with the turtles
at the bottom
of the lake.
I'm all ready to go!
It's too late for goodbye.
I'm headed where the tears
are wiped away,
when people cry.

(It's Wig City)


I won't have to be
alone anymore.
I'm going to laugh
until I'm rolling
on the floor,

in Wig City.
Wig City!
It's very pretty.
'Dearly beloved,
we're gathered her today
to pay our last respects
to the man who jumped
in the lake.
"Despair not!
For, he has moved his ass
to a better place.
He's living in the city
of the Big Wig
up in the sky.
"What a city!
What a guy!
We will miss him very much,
and prob'ly he won't keep
in touch.
"Say goodbye."